District: Marina, Mission, North Beach, etc.
Cover: This is pretty self-explanatory. Is there a cover and what is the range?
Quality and Type of Women: Of course, this can be very subjective (I personally prefer pimply-faced, multiple amputees with speech impediments, but I'm not giving away where they hang out. My secret), yet I promise my reader that I will make every attempt at remaining objective about the quality of the women at the particular venue being reviewed.
This will also be the area where I discuss the type of women. In other words, are they classy, hipstery, students, lesbians, homeless psychopaths (no judgments, some dudes like crazy)?
Music/Dancing and Volume: Hip-hop, Reggae, Electronic etc? Is there a large dancefloor? Are most people dancing? Who is the weirdo in the corner with the binoculars? What is he doing with his left hand? Oh! Hmmm...
Dress: Yes, I know that you could probably go anywhere in the Bay Area dressed in pajamas. I'll just try to describe the most acceptable style of pajamas.
Biddy to Dude Ratio: I'm going to take random samplings of the the ratio in the venue. I'll post the time and day as I'm sure it will change.
Regular Events: In other words, when does the cream-corn wrestling happen?
Overall: This is where I'll put in my 2 cents and describe the place. "But it's just your opinion!", you say? Fuck you!
